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Introducing what is a potentially one-time only feature here at virulent.nu:

Stupid Pittsburgh News Round-up!

In my final 3+ months here in The Burgh I am getting a little wistful. Phoenix gets me, the Bears may get Faneca, and Pittsburgh public schools get a whole bunch of recalled beef.

USDA says the recall will affect beef products dating to Feb. 1, 2006, that came from Westland/Hallmark Meat Company, based in Chino, Calif. The company supplies meat to the federal school lunch program and to some major fast-food chains.

I know, Bill, I know.

Like always, it doesn’t get any better outside the city.

In Oakmont, a doctor lost his third appeal for the case of soliciting sex from Oxycontin addicts.

What a creep, right?

In Greensburg, some guy was arrested for the illegal sale of tiger skin.

Never a dull moment in Beaver County, a woman stole a $2000 dog and another much more pregnant woman gets in a bar brawl.

SERIOUSLY.

Cowher, you need to stop being ridiculously parodied by other hilarious blogs and start appearing in mayor Ravenstahl’s nightmares.